christoph-waltzed:

I remember in year 2 there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so her hair was ridiculously long [imagine Rapunzel basically] and she always complained about it but her mum wouldn’t let her get  it cut

So one day at recess she put an entire pack of chewed gum in her hair at the exact length she wanted it cut to.

She came in the next day with her hair cut how she wanted it and a smug grin on her face and I knew that that girl was going places. 

shelovesasianfood: オムライス (by K.Suzuki)
shelovesasianfood: (via California Roll | Sushi Recipe | Just One Cookbook)

pizza:

*uses snapchat text bar to cover double chin*

miscaitlin:

teachers put the ass in assignments